Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Invisibility potion

I once read a witchcraft text that contained, among other things, a recipe to make oneself invisible. I remember how it goes, mostly . . . You have to find an all white cat, the kitten of an all white mother. Then you get a big ass pot, the kind with a lid. Make sure the lid is the proper size for the pot! You put some water in the pot, boil the fuck out of it and then stuff in the white cat. Boil all the fur and skin off, then pull out the left leg and suck the marrow out of the bone.

Now you will become invisible.

I'll wager some folks have tried this, enough to make this white cat here real cautious . . . especially around longhairs like myself.

1 comment:

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